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My Diary, 2002-11-07
[indeterminate noises]Test. One two three for five. She sells sea shells on the sea floor.
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Well, what do you know. It works.
Okay, then: to whoever might be receiving this, if anyone is, help. I'm on a starship, somewhere, I have no idea where it's taking me, I have no control over it, and I don't want to go.
I'm from a planet called Earth. The ship's got a chart star reference number somewhere for Earth's star but I don't have it; I'll ask it again later. The same applies to the destination, wherever that is. Someone please help me. I want to go home.
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Ship, what is the star catalogue number from which you departed?
That star's catalogue number is G88192322.
What is the star catalogue number where we are going?
That star's catalogue number is G19457611.
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I repeat. Someone please help me. I don't know if this thing can receive as well as transmit, but if anyone's there, please get in touch.
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