BOMB IRAQ
the future of political expression
Remember
BURMA SHAVE? Those little advertisement rhymes
you'd get on signs along the side of the freeway?
Well, personally, I don't, because I live in Britain and we
didn't get BURMA SHAVE here. But I know of them. And, while
BURMA SHAVE went bust years ago, their unique form of advertisement
lives on.
A little while back, some of the nutters who reside of ifMud thought that it would
be really neat if BURMA SHAVE-style adverts were to be used
in politics. In particular, used to try and persuade people that,
despite all common sense, it would be a really good idea to BOMB
IRAQ.
All these are used with permission and are owned by the authors.
I didn't write any of them.
Related links: BURMA SHAVE
If You're
Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq
(Got any more? Mail 'em to me! I won't promise to post them, but
I'll certainly consider it.)
No oil means we're
All in the dark
Want power stations?
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Arms inspectors
Are a bore
What we need's
A damn good war
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullI may look like
A tree-livin' mammal
But I sure as hell
Can blow up camels
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
MerrickReal men don't pay
Welfare taxes
They have close shaves
with Evil Axes
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullSaddam's gonna
Get the chop
Because I need
To please my Pop
BOMB IRAQ
Dylan O'Donnell
Commies are red
Americans are true
You can't make weapons
From Pu or U
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
MerrickLuke kicked the ass
Of old Darth Vader
I'll do the same
With al-fucking-Qaeda
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
MerrickMaking nukes:
Bad idea.
Unless you are
North Korea.
BOMB IRAQ
A. O. Muñiz
Election: lucked
Economy: fucked
Questions: ducked
Star Wars: sucked
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
MerrickBunker bustin's
Fun to do
That's why we need
A pocket nuke
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullI have a dream
That white and black
Will all hold hands
and
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullWhen all other policy
Is drawing flak
Why not draw votes
With an attack
On some towel-head
Who can't fight back?
Y'all know the words:
let's BOMB IRAQ!
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Antibacterial
Mouthwash fight plaque
Want stronger chemicals?
BOMB IRAQ
A. O. Muñiz
Just a lone ape
On a planet of humans
It's great being a Bush
But I wish I were Truman
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
MerrickArabian nights
Are filled with longing
For that magic
Carpet bombing
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
Cull"Bush just wants me,"
Saddam mutters,
"Pushing up the
Daisycutters."
BOMB IRAQ
A. O. Muñiz
They seek him here ---
They seek him there ---
Where's Osama?
Oh, who cares
just
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullEach time you mainline
Afghan smack
You owe Bush thanks
so BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Prevent a Cheney
Heart attack.
The prescription:
BOMB IRAQ
A. O. Muñiz
NBC weapons
Are only all right
If you're a monkey
Or an Israelite
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Don't worry
It doesn't suck
Israelis love to
Wear gas masks
BOMB IRAQ
Oren Ronen
Choked on pretzel?
Doesn't matter!
There's one thing to
Make it better:
BOMB IRAQ
Gunther
We'll write on our bombs
"From the USA, howdy!"
And drop them all over
(Except on the Saudis)
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
MerrickWorld War II
Was so much fun
Don't you just want
Another one?
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullWhich despot's which?
It's easy to see
One has a moustache
And one lives up a tree
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Mr. Clinton
Had his dames
But I got real-life
Videogames
BOMB IRAQ
Iain
Merrick"I'm a really
Stupid ass
So I'll do what
Dickie says
BOMB IRAQ!"
Gunther
You better not pout
You better not cry
Or I'm turning you in
To the FBI
MERRY CHRISTMAS
and
BOMB IRAQ
Nate
CullIf harmony
Is what you crave
Then buy
A FUCKING BACKBONE YOU GODLESS FLAG-BURNING PINKO
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
KILL KILL KILL
BLAM BLAM BLAM
OIL OIL OIL
OOK OOK OOK
BOMB IRAQ
Gunther
You want a way
To safely ignore
Both al-Qaeda
And al-Gore?
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
"Mah friends, ah have
A real smart plan:
Let's debomberificate
Iraqistan."
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Our military intelligence
Is quite elite
We know they've got nukes
'Cos we checked the receipt
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
To show we love peace
We'll negotiate:
We want everything you've got
Plus your head on a plate
BOMB IRAQ
Sam Kabo Ashwell
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